ALCOHOL may be a man's worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy
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All Guests Must be Approved by the Cat
All you need is love & a Dog
Beware of Affectionate DOG
Chocolate makes my jeans shrink
Coffee, Chocolate, Men the richer the better
Dinner is ready When the smoke alarm goes off
For instant happy woman just add wine
FORGET the dog beware of the wife
Give Me Coffee
Give me COFFEE and no one gets HURT
Good morning let the stress begin
Home of a spoiled rotten dog
I don't have a problem I drink I get drunk I pass out no problem
I haven't spoken to my wife in years I didn't want to interrupt her
I love you to the moon and back
I may be wrong but I doubt it
I smile because you are my SISTER I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!
I'D agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
If Mum Says No Call Grandma
If you're not selling alcohol or chocolate please go away
It's not a hangover it's WINE flu
LOVE me love my dog
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband
