If you're not selling alcohol or chocolate please go away
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years I didn't want to interrupt her
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Wine improves with age I improve with wine
Home of a spoiled rotten dog
Beware of Affectionate DOG
For instant happy woman just add wine
LOVE me love my dog
You know you're getting OLD when happy hour is a NAP
My room was tidy but then I had to decide what to wear
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband
It's not a hangover it's WINE flu
I'D agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
Coffee, Chocolate, Men the richer the better
Dinner is ready When the smoke alarm goes off
I don't have a problem I drink I get drunk I pass out no problem
I may be wrong but I doubt it
Good morning let the stress begin
I love you to the moon and back
My Sister has the best sister ever
FORGET the dog beware of the wife
Give me COFFEE and no one gets HURT
Chocolate makes my jeans shrink
The more people I meet the more I like my Dog
Beware of the dog
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